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[07 Mar 2010|10:48pm] |
I don't know why Darla thinks I have any useful relationship advice. I'm thinking of tattooing "don't ask me about boyfriends and relationship protocol" on my forehead.
I also don't understand why she's so offended about the fact that I said her new boyfriend is a dick. I spent 7 years sharing a common room with him. I know. That's why I said it.
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[05 Feb 2010|09:44pm] |
I think I now understand why you don't open locked doors. Especially ones with signs reading, "Shagging. Do Not Disturb." Even when your roommate has eaten your food and you were previously planning retribution.
I just didn't think she was actually doing it. I didn't realise it was supposed to be literal.
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[08 Dec 2009|04:23pm] |
That's bloody it. I am staging a protest against these fucking moving stairs. The one time I don't actually try to get a detention by being late to class, and the universe spites me. I can just imagine tomorrow morning's howler.
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